Here are some grand insults that you can say to people..and yet, they won't know what the hell you are saying! Heh!
In Latin
Podex perfectus es.
What you say it means- You did a terrific job.
What it really means- You are a total asshole.
De stella Martis vere venisti.
What you say it means- That's a truly remarkable insight.
What it really means- You are definitely from Mars.
Stercorem pro cerebro habes.
What you say it means- That's certainly food for thought.
What it really means- You have shit for brains.
Caput tuum in ano est.
What you say it means- You hit the nail right on the head.
What it really means- You have your head up your ass.
In Spanish
Tu chupas monos pollas
What it means- You suck monkey dicks.
Chupamedia
What it means- pantyhose sucker (it's close to brown noser)
More insults coming soon...
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� Danielley
