Maybe it�s just me (which it probably is just me), but ever since Ken, The-Guy-Who-Cannot-Be-Defeated started playing on Jeopardy, I have become obsessive compulsive with watching it. Every time, at 7:30 p.m. I come running into the living room, jumping up and down like a 6 year old on a sugar high, all giddy about watching Ken kick some major booty on Jeopardy�again.

And again.

And again.

Ken is now the 36-day champion, with the total amount of $1,194,664 in his spiffy little pocket. As in one million, one hundred and ninety-four thousand, six hundred and sixty-four American dollars. He said that he learned everything by common knowledge and flash cards.

Yes, I just did say flash cards. For those of you whom don�t know what flash cards are, they are cards (of course), that you write things on, with the question on the front, and the answer on the back.

Flash cards are the granddaddy of cramming before a huge exam. They are man kinds only other savior, besides duct tape.

Back with Ken again, he is a beast. And I mean THE beast. He can take out two full rows on the Jeopardy answer board, with $9,000 and the other two players with none. He can finish off with $30,000 and the other players with only a four digit sum.

He is THE man. Just like out of the Doubleshot Espresso Strarbucks commercial, Ken drives to Jeopardy while people (random people of course) ride behind him singing a song about him.

KEN! Ken Ken Ken!
Ken Ken Keeennnn�
Ken�s the man, going to win,
Got his cards, got ambition.
One day, he just might become�
Title holder.
My personalized version of the Rocky III soundtrack, �Eye Of The Tiger� sung by Survivor.

This just really shows that I have no life. Can�t wait to watch Jeopardy tomorrow! GO KEN!

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� Danielley