Ten things I never want to hear. September 08, 2004
Ten things I never want to hear:
1. �You seriously didn�t know that was a toxic chemical?�
2. �Um, no. If it's a smiley face, that means you are pregnant.�
3. �WATCH OUT FOR THAT�bus.�
4. �Is that bird crap on your head?�
5. �Don�t push tha-!�
6. �Oh, that sucks. You were just one number off from winning the lottery.�
7. �The whole state of Florida, because of the recent activity with the hurricanes, will be taking mandatory group therapy sessions.�
8. �You will jump out of the airplane on the count of three. Are you ready?�
9. �We have recently discovered a new species of cockroaches that live in your brain.�
10. �As your mother, it hurts me to say, that due to the economy, Danielley, we are going to have to let you go.�
� Danielley
